Foreboding Ducklings

Before your eyes is my first blog post full of wonderful text. I am sure you magnificent viewers are very excited to read this. Let us begin. To demonstrate my knowledge about posting format, I am going to type a short, but efficient, paragraph, full of voice, about ducks. (Yes, you read that correctly, ducks.)

Ducks

Now ducks are ominous creatures, I kid you not. According to About.com,

It is a myth that a duck's quack won't echo. This has been conclusively disproved through different scientific acoustic tests, and was even featured as "busted" on an episode of the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters.

 How odd! The supposedly busted myth of a duck's quack not echoing is fairly strange in itself. Does it not make you wonder where and why the myth began in the first place and why the myth was passed around so much before it was busted? Even our ancestors believed there was a boding evil surrounding ducks. One might wonder, what is the significance of a duck's quack not echoing, when in all actuality, it does? Well, to further explain the ominously of ducks: did you know fare readers, that ducks have three eyelids? Three, I tell you! Yes, I am sure you are surprised as well. The eyelid fact makes me think of a possible duck-monster which could be incorporated into the movie, Monsters Inc. (Photo featured below.)

(Photo Credit: Ecletech)

Awkwardly, I have only provided two facts about ducks, but are these facts providing enough information to become weary of ducklings, if you are not already? If I were you, who I most certainly am not, I would need more information to become seriously weary of ducks; however, the featured duckling above only helps to prove my case. The duckling has unusual, fluffy dog-like ears, bizarre, wide and lightly colored eyes, atypical, sharp and ragged teeth, and certainly strange, legs and feet which are at least the same length as the duck's body.
To conclude this first posting, duck story adventure: duck are ominous and foreboding. Be warned.

Farewell magnificent readers, be sure those ominous, lidded quackers don't cluck their ways into your hearts, for if they do, what is lurking up their sleeves may be too much for one to handle.

(Disclaimer: I mean no ill will towards ducks or any other creature related to the duckling family. Moreover, I also mean no ill will towards anyone or thing who views ducks in high regard.) (Ha! Truthfully, I do not necessarily care for ducks one way or another.)